yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Your cock deserves a montage
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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