My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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