I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
