So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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