i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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