Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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