My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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