4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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