I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
