I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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