If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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