so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
I'm really busy with my period
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