did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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