you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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