dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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