her vagine was all disorganized.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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