Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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