Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Welp...herpes.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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