He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
