she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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