So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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