Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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