how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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