i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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