Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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