im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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