so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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