How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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