yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Dignity is for republicans.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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