We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
so much tequila, so little girl.
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