I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
how drunk are you?
Several
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
