Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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