i may or may not be watching the land before time
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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