When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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