he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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