I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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