Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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