So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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