he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
