Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Is Oprah even human
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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