But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
vagina is talking i cant
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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