Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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