I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
