Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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