If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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