How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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