Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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