You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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