I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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