can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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