Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he puts the penis in happiness.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
