My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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