she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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